MOVED!!

www.alittlebang.blogspot.com

:D fudge fudge fudge!!

sex educatiionn byy PCK

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws,same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along theload(road),den someone come overand dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, youstill go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Useyour Blain(brain), use yourblainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah,you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Notthe same shiok feeling mah. Corlight(correct) or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried outinprivate ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, useyour blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah


[friendster]

monday

higher malay as usual. blahblah, i couldn't remember.

tuesday

had chemistry& bio test.
everything ended around 4plus.
then me&aida went to eat at kfc& proceed to the smoking area outside McDonalds to do our english holiday assignment (oral).
went home around 7 and burn the things to cd yabada yabada

Wednesday

ran to 180 bus stop with hazlin, IN THE RAIN!
enthu, huh (:
got back our hmt CA results.
i got 74 :DDDDDD
just one more PATHETIC mark and its an A1. boooos ):
nevermind. at least i could see myself improving.
but how long can i stay focus like this?
God Knows. [where's my MOTIVATOR):]

went out of higher malay class and received an sms from aida.
called her and she spoke to hazlin.
omg sheng quan, get well soon ):

rushed to NUH with her. stayed with the NCC Land guys and those from the heats until 7.40pm.
went home, and i managed to study only one part of physics.
fcuk.

thursday

physics test.
ALRIGHT. i didnt read question -.-
[INSULATOR. and i only cared about the DISCHARGE]

had the Study Skills.
it was OK. and i learnt something.
something USEFUL.

eat garlic, and be horny.
;D
no wonder i LOVE garlic. HWHAHAHA! joking!

home sweet home

friday
hais. disappointed in myself. so what if its 21?
physics. blehs
expecting to get back progress slip, but nahs.
will only get it back on monday.
i'm sooooooooo ready to get myself a chemistry tutor.
yes yes.
confirm e8/f9 for chemistry. obvious

had npcc. SLACK!
as i only helped out during campcraft.
yabada yabada.
went to kfc and ate.
wanted to go visit shengquan with zhengyang, but i don't know why we ended up at kfc leh? hmmmms

thn home .
and here i am.

i'm sleepy&tired. yawns

OH MUMMY

stop fretting and puling, aisyah.
it's time for you to log off the computer and go to sleep!

why why why?
IT'S SCHOOL TOMORROW =x



hey CORUSCATING STUDENTS 4e3s.
get ready for some ____ by Mr.Samuie tomorrow.
he's BEYOND angry.
reason being: 14 students from our class didnt hand in the FAIRYTALE COMPO. wooooooo

note to self: bring extra sweets tomorrow



oh mummy.

B00000 !

school starts tomorrow, damn!
you know what.
thinking abt school is somehow starting to irk me =/
oh no no.
friends are alright. teachers are... OK.
it's just that..all those sorts of drudgery. AH!

alright. relax. breathe in, and breathe out.
after all, it IS the "SECONDARY FOUR" life.

kinda fcuked up right now.
just completed my social studies homework, and hell it's not easy.
especially with this mood.
i cannot even think properly =x

and then, the chemistry test tomorrow.
God have mercy.
i've already studied. so PLEASE PLEASE let me pass.

speaking of chemistry, anyone care to recommend me any good chemistry tutors?
not tuition centres, cause it wont make any difference -.-


blehs.
*thinking about school again*
*bleh bleh bleh*

hmms let see.

• emaths journal
• social studies SBQ + SEQ
• geography report
• biology worksheet
• biology mindmap: Reproduction in Plants
• chemistry holiday hw [ws]
• chemistry revision [acid, bases&salt]
• physics ISPL chapter 20
• higher malay paper2

:D

oh mummy. i don't want to go school

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so-called "holiday".
the whole week's full of TEXTBOOKS, TYS, taiwanese dramas, school, and of course, going out lah.
please lahr, a geek like me does have a life ok.
(diyana, there's no need for you to say "I TOLD YOU SO". yes yes,i'm a GEEK! happy? heeees ) ( =.=)

MONDAY

went to Hui Xian's house with benjamin. to study & watch the Hanakimi cds that she's bought.
then went home.
anyway, borrowed Hui Xian's "It Started With a Kiss".

at night, around 9, tasvita called to help them buy some snacks.
was sort of bored, so i just agreed. slacked with them at the concourse steps until 10++ going to 11pm.

and home sweet home.

TUESDAY

was forced to wake up early cause of the chemistry practical+extra lesson.
then went home. i think.
didnt sleep. watched "It Started with a Kiss" fer 4 hours. all the way until 3.30am.

WEDNESDAY

went grandma house at night. slept there with mom&bro.
whatever, i cnt rmb -.-

THURSDAY

did some stuff. went online in the morning.
blahblah, cnt recall (haha! it's only ytd).
slept at 8! woke up at 11.
and from 11.10 all the way to 6 AM ! , watched the cds again. haha.
and woke up early the next day.

FRIDAY [today]

the concert was nice !
met aida& naiimah first, to buy our bags. heee pathetic.
blahblah, walked arnd bugis junction, thn went home.

nth much .

OMG I'M SO TIRED NOW.
better get going now.
BYE .



homeworks left: SOCIAL STUDIES, HIGHER MALAY.
ahhh die die.



HAPPY BDAE MING XIAN : 15th march . gan dong a not. HAHA

*sigh*
waiting for my geography to be printed.
*one second*
*two seconds*

YAY !
it's done !
my SIMPLE geography report is done within 5 hours.
no more procrastination.
get it over and done with people.

look who's talking -.-



geeesh its already 1.36 am!
and i've got to wake up early tomorrow!

*hum hum*
alright.
gotta go off the comp and watch some TV now.
byebye !dramaqueen!


and oh yahr, the next time i'll be online is saturday. even though its the oh-so-WOW holiday ):

"March holiday is for you to plan on your revision for your SA1. it's not the time to relax yet" - Mrs Goh.

what a bad start for the day.
was late to meet hazlin for the blood donation.
then she forgot to bring her form. so we went to her house.
& i just realised that i dun have much patience in me.
even for just FIVE minutes of waiting, i was going all, "CALL LAHR ! ahh ! cnt wait cnt wait" .
hahaa. pathetic, i know.

reached school and hazlin couldnt donate because of her underweight.
gain weight and donate with me some other time yeah hazlin [:
everything went fine after that, UNTIL . . .

the nurse said my vein for my right hand was too SOFT!
she said the same thing about my left vein too.

ms ngiam could see the disappointment in me (beneath all those smiles and lotsa "It's Okay").
she said Thanks, and comfort me by saying "You can always try again anytime you like. it doesnt mean that your vein will FOREVER be soft, ok".

geeeesh!
that kinda cheered me up.
thanks ms ngiam [:


so. DAMN the whole day was wasted just like that.
*POOF* GONE !

but my frowns were all gone when i saw this cute guy at the mrt station.
haha ! HAZLIN! ingat tak? hahahaa .
but then again, who even cares right? L0L

hazlin made me happy too.
with THEtalk in the train. haha!

went bras basah to find some USEFUL twentyyearseries.
then went around bugis.
nice [:
bought this manga. since i am too shy to ask Cheryl 4e2 for her Absolute Boyfriend, i decided to just buy it for my own.
haha !
to think of it, it's kinda wasting my money.
oh well.


went grandma house after that.
blahblahblah.
then went home.

very tired. *yawns


[ i'm a donaTOR ; donor ]
[free-flow of acceleration; free-FALL]
pisceans are WEIRD .



took this persoanlity test. on how STREET SMART are you.
and MY result is.

41-55
Super Street Smart
We've got to give it to you, you're definitely made for the streets.
You're tough, know how to handle a bad situation, and aren't afreaid to get down to the nitty-gritty. we admire your hands-on approach and how willing you are to understand the people around you. the preoblem we can find is that you might be too intuituve! you might come across as too aggressive, or strangers might think you're "WEIRD" or "STRANGE".
-TEENAGE


alright.
byebye & enjoy ur holiday.




last time, they couldnt see my life line on my palm. now, my VEIN IS TOO SOFT ?! whts next?
AHH ! *touch KEYBOARD*