• watching incredible tales
• thinking abt stuff
• chatting with hamdi and mah sir -_-"
• blogging * duh *

shop for clothes for the dinner on 3rd june
window shopping ( onli me . the rest did shop ) at bugis
teach bro abt ratio . haha
social studies ISPL package
A MATHS ISPL package WHOOHOO !! ( well . partly )
vote for PAUL TWOHILL !!!!

woah ! paul was AWESOME . he must get in . he must get in
* praying *

voted only once fer him .
BUT as they say : every vote counts . loll .

anw . took some pic of him by mah phone
a new angle on ME 3250

took this when they showed a quick recap .

he becoming the "host" , introducing his "chaletroom" mates and the room * silent *
" nice view " chuckles

loves his hair . and i think he looks cute on the top picture .
even tho the mini "audience" behind me was like
" his hair . think so cool issit ? ( followed by my DUH ! ) its jes a mess ( and again , followed by my "sorta . but its cool , isnt it?) "
haha .

whatever siaa . haha . his voice is jes splendid , haha .
anw . isnt it strange how different his normal voice and his singing voice is ? LoL

and one more blissful thing .

i ve 3/4 or 7/8 completed mah A MATHS ISPL !!
whee !!
its like seeing those top male models walking in front of me .
L0L

k lah . i m jes gettin bored .
loll .
bye yall

• watching project runway
• chatting with shaz , sir , shafiq , hamdi
• bored
• end of entry * bye *
  
  

• listening tuh buttons
• doing geography ispl package
• chatting with greg and kenny
• blogging
• struggling tuh enjoy mah day

shop for clothes for the dinner on 3rd june
window shopping ( onli me . the rest did shop ) at bugis
teach bro abt ratio . haha
social studies ISPL package

whee ! completed social studies ISPL package .
i know its very DIAOZ -_-" cos its kinda a "no biggie" kinda thing .
but it is fer me . haha . it jes means = one done . X minus 1 more tuh go .
haha .

my social studies notes and the snack that get me going . haha . threw it into mah mouth every time i completed something .
whee . good kitty * yums *

close up . haha . its yummylicious .
comes in 2 other different flavors - vanilla and chocs . and it can be sealed at the top ! whee

woah ! that s a lot of words . haha . but its neat isnt it ? loll . whateverr .

see .

boredom . haha .

man . haven even touch on the geog website that i m suppose tuh do "research on" . haah .

bye .

went tuh bugis with them .
they shopped .
i thought i was gonna shop too .
but heck . i alr bought mah clotheslast sat . so . tuhdae jes went window shopping n helping mah frens choosing clothes ( or shd i sae skirt) oni .
but one thing = we totally have different tastes altogether .
haha .
hey
but that wun separate us . haha .
haha . yerps .

we round and round until 4 . thn went home lohr .




and at home . i m bored . haha .
ate . watchd tv .

yabada yabda .
damn ,. bored .


haha .
and sms too .
hais .
mah life is jes plain boring . haha .









[singapore idol = paul s IN !! whee !! ]












and i carn wait fer sat .

the whole dae was kinda boring.
nuthing much happend .
except fer the part i went tuhmah religious class n yabadayabda .

in mah religious class jes now

- hayat ( life? ) - being frens with plants is better than being with human - aircon and fans - money - read stuff frm book - death - next chapter
( jes observe the link)

zakat ( wats this?) - explanation of zakat( i dunno . wasnt listening) - I WAS LOST IN MAH OWN WORLD .




haha . din listen tuh cher at all .
was either daydreaming or observing the two kids sitting in front of me .

which reminded me .
tips fer girls hu jes hit puberty n started tuh get all cheeky arnd guys ,
- u cn make fun of him ( ehh ? ) . but dun bother him so much until he kinda HATE it . thn u l be like . . . OFF his list or sth . . ?
yahr .
- giving him sweets during lesson doesnt realli help . he might jes get irritated .

haha . anyhow oni ahr me .
but this was wat happend in mah religious class jes now .
haha .
the two kiddos trying tuh atract this one guy ( happened tuh be mah ex pri sch mates hu wun stop smiling at me if we met outside . god pathetic) .
yahr .
until got this point of time . he accidently shouted " dunn wan lahr" .
haha ,.
me n mah best fren behind was laughing at how STUPID the gerls were .
man were we NASTY . haha .

but ya lahr .





man . this ll be mah last yr in religious class . wow . i jes carn wait fer it tuh be " happily ever after " thing . haha .

lalala .




tmr going out . tuh bugis .
with mah ffrens . obviously .
so long nv go out tuhgether . haha .
yeah .
so .
yup .
byebye .












hate me ? vete al carajo !

i was STUPID n FOOLISH this morning .
accidently woke up at 5.30 n was panicking .
looked at mah phone n set an alarm at 6.10 .
woke up at 6.30 . went tuh mah mom n told her tuh wake up .
she said Y .
thn i go sae " what the hell ? school lah"
thn go back mah bed n SLEEP .
thn she went tuh me n said . " tuhdae saturdae . no sku "
DOINKk . . .

and thats the story of mah foolishness .
i think i m jes getting excited cos its school holidae .
or m i jes soo in love wif sku that i dun wan holidae ?
shit . haha .
blahblahblah .


anw .
tuhdae went out the whole dae .
went jb . haha . thn went jurong point at 8 plus .
tuh buy some clothes n skirts . bleh .
saw aida on the bus . poke;POKE .
loll .

yeah .

hmms .






.....
next week bukit batok 20th anniversary dinner . i jes carn wait . haha
and when i said i carn wait . i mean . I REALLY CARN WAIT *winks*

....
ISPL .




damn . lotsa work tuh do !! ahh




the thickness . 10 sets i think . wow !!







i oso dunno y i take this pic . haha .
maybe cos this AMATHS is the sub with the most sets of workshiits ?!!
3 ALTOGETHER .
*drown*



haha .
lame lahr me . haha .




ohk . i gtg . haha . i mean . yeah . watever . loll.
bye .








[ shao yan 's TWIST ]

got back mah results .
n it SUCKS . with a capital S .
mah L1R5 . wah . dun talk siaa .
so bad !! but lucky lahr . still below 20 . pheww . got hope go JC . blehs .

failed mah chemistry =p like . 1 more marks thn can 50 .
but at least i improved . last time E8 . haha /
wahh !!

n mah class position . i think i did OK in 3e3 standard . haha . aka the GEEK class ? loll .
but tuh others . mah position might be some cat shit on the street or sth lahr .
but i still 60 plus fer level . hais .

gonna work REALLY harder next time .
i dun care !!

concentration
right frens tuh guide me
skills ?? (memorising?)(haha)
high target
CONFIDENCE








wahh . wat oni ahr .

anw . filed up ALL mah ISPL packages . whoo !!
A LOT LIKE FUCK !!
hmms .
ll try tuh finish it up by 3rd week laghr
hais .






hmms .
sigh oni ahr .
loll .
ok . continue watching WOMEN OF TIMES . haha . bye .

was almost late fer sku . oops . jes enter the sku back gate when * the sku bell* blehs .
hmms . yah .

thn . the lessons . was bored as usual .
but not that bad lahr during bio .
talked abt the class . whee :D
i think i m beginning tuh like mah class . haha .
the BUMBLESS . haha . craps .

thn . mt . oso nutting . jes joke arnd . n empty chats .

thn the hell had jes opened their gate n released one of their RESIDENTS .
miss P was back .
whoops ! ii m EVIL !!
shhh .
nah . was JUST JOKING . but i jes carn seem tuh get aklong with her . hais .
yahr . was practically gonna SLEEP while she was . . . hmm . wats that word . . . teaching ?
hmms . doesnt seem quite right . hmm . whatever .
and she was sort of teaching us wat we r suppose tuh do fer ISPL . hello !!
its Individualised Self-Paced Learning . we can read on our own . blehs

hah . even fell asleep fer like a minute . n her SQUEAKy voice woke me up . loll .

thn geography . well . the period was short . so . it was ok .

recess - - - -

Mr samuie was fun . !
i mean . as oways .
haha . maybe cos he s the young nn hippy type lahr .
the yabadayabda LALALAL type . haha .

he was talking fer one period and let us do our own stuff for the second period .
used that time tuh SLEEP . haha
fer 30 minutes ? yeah .
cos i saw joel , hui lian ( i think ) and some some oso put their heads down . so .
zzzz.
heard the class like " thank" mr samuie . so . quickli stand up ( not realli . mah leg was bent) and blahblah . lol .
thn wahh !
mah eyes pain ! haha . saw joel ( sori . he s the onli one that i cn see from mah seat . loll) was rubing his eyes . loll . yeah . me too .
wahh !! slackers issit ? sleep oni ahr .

haha .
thn amaths . gaain . i DIED . haha .
slept a bit .
and SMS-ing . haha








































went out with thm . n i m jes back .
had fun . loll .
so . our next DATE on mondae k . carn wait . haha

din see u the whole dae . i miss u

tuhdae - - - - - - -


amaths )))

relations and functions
quite easy actually
i do CONCENTRATE ( is this the right word for ME??!! ) when she did one question.
understood > the rest i did mah own
even tho she was blahblah ( or shd i say TEACHING)
yawns. i m sleepy
twenty more minutes till mah free period .
i m soooo gona sleep .
loll



yeah . i noe . i m a sleeping beauty PIG
ytd slept in the afternoon until 8.30 during doing hw .
thn woke up watch tv ,.
slept till this morning .
wahh . like shieet can !

n everytime the special moment
i keep feeling drwosy n sleepy
and
MAH APPETITE INCREASE like shit !
damn

ahh !! help !!
i m so gonna be fat-TER !











now ))





jes came back frm sku .
or shd i sae = FREE tuition from Mr Tan . haha . benjamin lahr
that asshole . so clever !!
uhh .
dun care ./ gonna tell the whole world .
he got 6A1 !! beat him up !!
hahas.

yeah . he taught us ( gladys . zhi hao . me ) Amaths
whee !
gees . thanks . hahah .

and he s one SCARY monster .
warning : must be brave tuh attend his "clases" . haha .

yeah . hmms . gtg now ./ i m soo tired . loll .
bye =)















anw . i hate mah blog . haha

22.05.06

AMATHS
-ai# dun wan fail any subjects now .
she dun wan get b3 for amaths already
she wans a distinction
she wans her parent tuh be proud of her.
she wans herself tuh be GAY . loll

jes now in sku . ]
she like wanna die alreadi.
cos Mrs goh started teaching Amaths lle .
anw .
whatever
she still wanna change ,.
rules during Amaths . from sku reopen onwards

• - no more SLEEPING in class ( gosh . this happens lotsa times)
• no more SUDOKU-ing in class
• even the hunkiest guy walking past the corridor wun distract her ( not that it ever happened)
• put hp in bag . so if got sms , she wun be bothered tuh entertain =p
• LISTEN tuh teacher
• stop thinking abt pther stuff =x

she ll add or delete any rules as times goes by ,.

sje jes wanna IMPROVE

anw . seeking fer amaths tutor .

contact me if u cn help .

loll .

thankiess .

BIOLOGY

ii wanna sleep . lalalala

woke up real late this "morning"
hahas .
dunno y oso .
wanna say i slept late . i onli slept at 2 .
well . those sleep was FUN .
loll .


yeah .
watchd tv and shit stuff .
finally at 3.30 go tuh mah religious class .
pon last week lesson .
actually wanna pon again . BUT . decided not tuh .

on the wae . saw this . . .
oh gosh .
H-0-T .
damn . shut up ! lalalalaa.

n y mus i be wearing that TUDUNG . uhh . shhh







OHK .

thn . . back . lied down . told mah mom i m darn tired .
thn we talk talk talk

thn bored of watever we were talking abt . i ON the comp n bloosh !!
hahas .

yeah .
anw . u guys wanna noe how mah religious teacher teach ?
beware : a lot of side-track n LAME-NESS




the " link "
# ONEE .

>what is kehendak ( sori . i dunno the meaning) .
> nafsu (desire or lust)
> abt her child
> sex ( she pronounced it as SACK )
> baby
> the growing population
> studies
> missing ur loved ones
> oral sex ( she dunno wat s that . haha . she was like " whats oral sex huhh ? i tot it the teacher give students oral?")
> sex is a special gift blahblahr)
> nx chapter

# TWOO .

>what is ilmu ( knowledge)
> talking abt bellybutton
> our 5 senses - touch (touch here touch thr)
- sight ( gerls look at ahpek . guys look at nyonya) *pure lame-ness but the class was cracking. except me . not funny siaa . its LAME
> masturbate - she sae those are fer freaks . carn she accept the fact that everyone masturbate like at least once ? i mean . uhh . not now but later surely one wat /. she sae *astargfirullah* )
> end .,








see how she teach .
surely got sex one . ohr shd i sae SACK .
haha .
and she keep saying abt pregnancy .
oh gosh
on n on n on each week .

WOW . INTERESTING -not .

yeah .
ll be mah last yr this yr .
carn wait to be FREE

woah . i sound like someone hu doesnt care
haha
maybe i dun realli care .
but . yeah . the oni thing i look forward tuh is sirah ( the history) n arab . aha . challenge .
the rest all like . comon sense lahr .
uhh .

yeah yeah





so . bye . haha



c ya guys in sku .

tried a few quizzes .

the one u jes gotta typed out ur name n the ans fer the quiz ll be thr .
kinda like "fated" like that lahr. yahr .
so . see loh

Q: which freaky subway person are u?
A: the guy that stares at you when he thinks ur not looking , but pretends not tuh be whn u make eye contact ,

Q: what shd u buy if u win the lottery ?
A: 100 twinkies for all of your frens

Q: mah name
A : (NOUN) someone hu laugh at EVERYTHING
( adj) tastes like fried chicken

Q: what will mah epitath sae?
A : aisyah - dont leave me alone !











lame-ness

"Never test your fertility by having sex with your boyfriend. Even though it's so very tempting to do without pads for like a year.

Yes, this is a community message brought to you by desperate addict.

If you're interested in getting a child, you can do so without having sex! Well, you can go through IVF but it will be torturous for the girl. Though all the guy has to do is to masturbate into a bottle.


The easiest way to get a child without sex is therefore...


...having a pet together! "






taken from HERE .
hahas .
found it funny actually .
loll

check it out !

aisyah -- [noun]: A person who laughs at anything (even this entry) 'How" will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

woke up at 8.38 by Saifuddin sms .
uhh .

haha .

thn slept back . n woke up at 11.10 ard thr .
and
ii m NOT " anak dara bangon lambatnyer" - hazlin
and i m NOT BETINER MALAS - mom

uhh ,.

haha .
carn help it , can i .
i slept at 4.50am ytd .
show me some mercy people .
haha .

anw .
met hazlin at this one bus stop at 12.50pm .
took 66 tuh Millenia Institute for its . ermm . dunno which yr anniversary carnival .
yeah . i THINK .

well . walkd quite a distance ., but its worth it . together with mah DEAREST .
talkd into stuff . yeah . miss those talks actually .
hmms .

the sku LOOKED old .
more like malaysia sku .
well . not that bad actually ? yeahh .
no wonder they moving . lol .
n WE niid tuh go thr nx yr . hais .
haha .
neh mind lahr .
loll .
ll be mah last yr thr . so . yeah . hais .
whatever .
lol

even tho the carnival not as GRAND (i said grand , not amt the quality = good) as ACJC ,
yeah . maybe cos ACJC seemed like a newer n more modernisd look whatever u call that .
its not bad actually .
great job done .
and the food .
was nice . yeah .

whee :D
i jes love going tuh schools carnival .
haha .
eben tho it means i gotto spend mah last dollars from buying the coupons .
but i guess . it worth it .
haha .

n not tuh sae . the Oh-So-WOndeful sight of THEM .
hahas .

but the sku too many malay ahr .
dun think i ll feel THAT comfortable .
but hu noes ehh .
loll .

and the c-guys thr oso all not bad ahr .
blehs

y m i talking abt that now .
hahas .


hmms .
anw .
ii m BORED .

haha .
jes finish listening tuh ALL lin jun jie songs .
nice nice .
LoL
gonna ask Hui Xian more nx time .
loll .

yeah .
so .
anth jes sms me k .
better = CALL .
haha .

bye

high expectations in love makes people very unhappy , dont u think ?

iim tired . haha

was kinda late for school this morning .
i mean .
tuh fall in for NPCC .
yeah yeah
its NPC day todae.

so . woke up at 6.10 and got to fall in at 6.50 . SHIT .
so . rushed .
bathed . changed . did not even take a sip of hot milo that mom had made .
babbeii MAMA . dui bu qi hohhr . haha .

wahh . she understand ahr . L0L .

thn . blahblah .

the whole dae got to wear that uniform . blahrs .
its ok lle lahr now . cos mah uniform more comfortable as its smaller .
whee :D kaii xin lle .
BHUT .
dunno leh . haha

RESULTS

i canr believe this . but i PASSED all mah papers ! whoots !
and i cnt believe i got 50/80 fer the FUCKING A MATHS paper !!
wahh !
cos y ??
i took mah time tuh do it .
n . . . . . . .
i was jes scirbbling numbers fer the last few questions cos i noe i ll die dde .
haha .
fuck ehh .
thn got back results . siaa ahrr .
haha . shockd .

and mah chemistry .
shit siaa.
cos i got e8 fer CA . the onli subject that i FAILED . diaos .

thn this SA . got 51 ! haha . i dun care . as long as pass i happi siaa .
shit .haha .
but overall still ll fail .
cos the CA pulled me down real bad .
hais .

thn physics . i passed . whee ! loll . well . nv failed physcis b4 except this one test ,.
and i pass NOT thanks to HER hohr . she . uhh . haha

english . passed . yeah .
got b4 . sian . mah eng oways suckks . yeah . i noe.

e maths . yerp . got A . well . kinda easy fer me lahr .
so . ok . but not as easy as last yr sia . haha .
last yr cn easily get 90 plus . haha .

bio . yahr . pass . but not as good as CA oso .

geog . jes pased but a couple of marks . yahr ,.
i hate geog . haha

ss . got 21 over 30 . kinda sucky lahr actualli ., wahh . i care abt SS ahr . eeeee




***

thats all i guess . haha . yeah . it sucks . hh . dun remind me ,.blehs








thn . javeed farewell party . got choc n cream cake . YUM.
kinda sad actualli that he s leaving . hais .
all those joy and satisfaction bullying him .
govva vanish . and that feeling wun come back again .
hais .

javeed . all the best k :))




took pic with this yr e3 .
and last yr the e2 people .
wahh . blahblah thn nick came .
he was like " javeed nehh?"
haha ., said he fergot . yahr . haha .

badbadbad .




loll .
yerps .



thn cca . admin assis . SLACK . thats all .




hmms . think gonna stay up all night tuh talk on the phone . haha .
n maybe reading too . loll .

ii m gonna be so BORED tmr . yeah . i jes knew it . haha .
skali go shopping again ahrf . whoots .
YAHR RITE .
loll
wahh . long entry . haha .

BYE

woke up at 10 whn i slept like arnd 2 plus going to three .
DAMN ,.

thanks tuh mah mom n bro hu talked beside me while i m sleeping
uhh

haha .

yeah .

and what a shit .
gotta accompany mah aunt tuh the clinic . well . not realli accompany HER.
jes helping arnd tuh babysit her children .
wahh
veri cute siaa . haha . wan c the pic ? loll .


this is HAZIQ . veri fair . dun look like malay ,. whoo








and this is husna . her face . follw the father . who is mah uncle . baba-peranakan like that ( eee . hate mah mom fer that . haha ! )( i wan oso ! )( loll)

i wan her eyes ! so round !





yeah . loll . hmms .
yeah . thn went hm .
n here i am .

bloggin . transfering songs tuh mah hp . and chatting .


damn




















i m BORED .

i m bored
ii m sleepy
but i dun feel like sleeping !
loll .

yahrs.

dunno y .
haha .

maybe cos thrs no school tomoro !
whee :D

hehe

anw . decided to change my skin after . . . . .
shh
oh never mind

haha .

aded kinda MORE stuff than usual .
simply becos i was bored at that time ( at that time , i m referring to 2 minutes ago) haha .
n ii m DYING here . haha

god i m bored .

haha .
yeah .


so . remember to TAG at my board
if u are just simply BLUR . press the text in the board . n scroll down . thn u can "find" the place with the name , message blahblah

yeah .

yerps .

so . tada . .

woke up early todae
haha
whee

got back my biology resultys just now .
hhhh
it doesnt matter .
its good enough that i passed it .
*whateverr *

and the BAZAAR
our class were like SOO enthu lahr .
colected over $300 . whee ! all in the name of CHARITY
whoo !
haha

yeah .

released at like . ehr . 1.20 pm .
ate a lil some some .
went to NUS . for some workshop regarding BIO stuff . yeah .
kinda fun . cos i got an interest in it . yeah .
so . dun care if any of them found it boring . haha

took 188 home . yeah rite , home .
went macdonalds .
then went to mah grandmother s house.
read book .
and dozed off .

woke up and went home.
lala

and here i am .

hmms .
gotta sleep soon i guess .
cos CHATTY guy isnt online . hais .
nvm tho .
i m tired anw . so
yeah .

bye .









whee . tmr no sku . whOo !
* gosh . he s online *

set alarm at 05.45 am
but woke up at 06.30 am.
kinda scolded mah mom .
fer being too " u re not waking up arent u ? i dun care" kinda attitude
yeah

so . at last . she laughed and said stuff like " serve u rite fer blahblah"
yeah yeah

i was kinda late for school . as usual .
the day suckd . VERY much .

the talent show .
it sucked .
cos most of us were like . unprepared ?
yeah ,.
and the cheer . woah ! it was soooo five minutes before the real thing.,
haha
but. we stil won second .

got to say that this year .
the students are like more daring ? yeah
more singers . more . dancers ? not sure bout that .lol
and . i dunno . jes realise that we r more BRAVE . haha .

whatever.

after school .
went out to shop for tomorrow s bazaar . at sheng shiong ten mile junction .
thn went to bukit panjang plaza to discuss about stuff s .

yabada yabada

and i was HOME
am HOME
will be at HOME
until tomoro .
whoo !
this house of mine is sooo like a hotel . haha . or cyber cafe . hahas.
whateverr .


yeah . so . yerps .
haha .
hmmms .





bye ? lol

post exam activity - the sewing thingy .
niida sew this soft toy thingy .
ehhhr .

mah "group" - tas , aida , me . (one more n it ll complete)
did MONKEY . n RABBIT .
yeah .
did kinda fast .
thn the whole time afetr recess ntg tuh do lle .

dead .

hahas /.

thn walkd arnd with diyana n aida .



rriiinnnggg !!!

blahrblahr
sat down at the near locker thr .
blahrblahr .
thn go eat at kfc near sku thr .
yahr .

DIYANA . heh heh . .

thn . go bac sku . watchd the soccer match .

was at the bench when SOME ppl calld me jus cos someone s playing . lolls .

thn go lohr . but not becos of someone hohr .
ANYHOW SEHH . TSKTSKTSK .

haha .

thn went macd .

the JIM incident s the onli thing i cn rmbered .
loll .

tsktsktsk .



they all ahr . until got one makcik said
"budak MACAM gini korang nak layan" ( this kinda guy u all wanna . . layan . ) heees .,

whateverr . .

haha .


thn . yahr . soon after they left . we ate some junkss n left too .







yeah .







tryna hide . but i guess words spread fast
nah . dun realli care lahr .

ii m not angry alreadi . nort AT ALL .
thn y people STILL got problem with me ?!
ii sae ohk ohk alreadii .
wah lau ...




i think i ll sae again .
whether it IS mah fault ohr NORT .
ii m sorry
uhh . jes no nid tell the whole world .

n i REALLI hope things ll get better .
n ii m NOT gonna try tuh THINK abt it anymore .


ii m NOT saeing its ur fault .
OK ??!!
no one s tuh be blamed .
tuh make u happy , ok fine . ME !
blahrs .

ii m trying tuh be better .
so . give me a chance ..







miss u
hearts u
jes dun make me feel worst .
haiss . . . =(

woke up at 10 plus again .
cos mah bro go put the cat on mah face . uhh !!

n yup .
again . not enuf sleep . uhh . hehhs
thn . blahrblahr .

mother s dae , yeah yeah . blahrblahr

watchd tv . thn 12 plus sleep again until 4 . whoa ! m i a pig ohr wat ? loll . ferst time . hahah .
woke up . mom told me tuh change . cos wanna go plaza sing .
woah . din see that coming .

thn . blehs .
bro n mom kept talking abt hp .
whn i askd , they told me its for dad.
blehbleh .
tot fer me=x
haha .
thn they were like . aisyah, 3250 good ehrnort .
damn . that s MAH "dream" phone .
hahah .

thn i was like . yeahyeah . buy fer dad huhh . whatever .

thn blahrblahr
suddenly bro askd me tuh listen tuh watever the person talking .
thn i was like " fer wat II listen?"
but inside . i was screaming lahr " god !! pls let it be MINE!"
haha

at last the person ask fer mah sim card .
thn i look at mah bro . he said put mine
thn go outside alreadii . he said its urs .

WOAH !! end of mah how-i-get-that-pink-3250-phone story . haha.
can life be any better .
loll .

ii sort of FORGIVE and forget abt all those things (problems that DOESNT exist?)
i jes hope things are BETTER . haha .
loll .

ohk .

tuh all mah frens . and i mean ALL .
ii love u guys .
yeah .




sa rang hae yo means i love you

shit mah mom . haha .

i slept at 2 ytd . after doing an AWESOME thing . thn this morning . mom sprayed water all over mah face . at 10 !!! jes tuh accompany mah aunt tuh the clinic -.-""

uhhh . . ii was having one of THOSE dreams lahhr . eeeeee

thn blahrblahr . until 12 .
wat the . tot of sleeping bac . but damn . i cudnt . its noon . blehs

thn . went out with mah mom ,.
she no fair !!
she went shopping .
i follow

thn mah turn she folow me go bugis .

FUCK ME .
mah moodiness struck me AGAIN .
thn at last . din buy anth fer mahself . uhhhh
cos i was like ." ahh . watevrr . heii . go home ahr".

toot ! wat was that all about ? blehs .
yeahh .
thn . yerps .


watchd tv .
n here i am ,.




in a GOOD TERRIFIC mood . loll .

read her blog . looked at her last sentence .
DAMN . she s getting on mah last nerve .
but . . . slap me pls . *piakpiak* cos i found mahself laughing instead of being angry !!
m i ok ?
haha . hmms . dun care ahr .
she angry mah prob ahr ? loll .

p/s . anw . read carryl's blog the ferst para . woah ! so so true .

funny . but somewhat lame . haha

Colin came home from the pub late one Fridae evening stinking drunk, as often as he did ,
and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep .
he gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.

when he awoke, he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed , wearing a long flowing white robe .

"Who the hell are you?" Demanded Colin,
"and what are you doing in my bedroom?".

The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".

Colin was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....you've got to send me back straight away".

St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

Colin was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.

"This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen , how are you enjoying your first day here?"

"It's not so bad" replies Colin, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode".

"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before".

"Never" replies Colin.

"Well just relax and let it happen" And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him...ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting "Colin, wake up you drunken bastard, you're shitting in the bed"




????????????

went wm oni . thn . yahr . went grandmother house . thn go wm again . loll .

din realli wanna go home cos . . . ii ll jes be slackin . so y waste time ? haha .

thn tuhnite . i think ii m gonna talk tuh him / her till late at night . hais . maybe oni . cos i realli carn be bothered lahr . haiss .

anione bored . jes give me a beep k. ohr yahr . free incoming . loll .

she / he ask me tuh accompany her / him tuh buy mothers dae present . aww . not like me . no money tuh buy .
haha .
but ii said maybe oni .
cos mah mom was thinking of going shopping with me tmr . aww . she s sweet . haah .
siao mama .

thn . yahr .
she said she wanna go geylang ferst ( mother . blehs =/) . tuh do HER Shopping .
but . haha . ii m gonna tire her out tmr fer MINE . lolls .
but wun shop thta much lahr . pity her . haha .

so . jes wanna buy some tote bags . some skirts . some shirts ohr sth .

uhhh

but ii wan THAT phone . ! lolls .

one wish : money money . heeehs





$_s . b00 !







kaee .
gotta be bz like bloghopping // listening tuh songs // chatting // talking on the phone // anth that u cn ever imagine ( clean ) . yerps .


jes give me a beep ohr sth k .


F* > ii m sori . i miss u n . . we ll still be close .
T * > u aint doin anth wrong . . we ll still be close
A* > hmms ., no prob with u =) dunno . but . . we ll still be close .
WEERAWKA- familliia

tuhdae was PUNKED .
cos they liied tuh me . uhh . u guys got me CRYING . damn it . uhh .

was jes on time fer the bio paper . whee . got confidence fer the ferst time ,
thn . done
pheww . ii m FREE !

thn went mcd . home . changed . chandini house . jp . watchd movie

finaaly watchd M.I. 3 . cool show .

thn . walkd arnd aimlessly . thn went home .
here i m .




a shit . yerps .





wana solve it but it jes getting worse . so . i jes shut up nn sae
MAH FAULT . so SORI .












ii shd be enjoying now , shdnt i ?

bored

tuhdae ni nid go sku cos tuhdae is pure geog paper . fer sec 3 that is .
not sure abt other levels . yerps .

so . good lahr 3e1 tuhdae last paper .
3e4 ytd de last paper .
e5 ii dunno *shruggs *
but wat i DO noe is 3e2 n 3e3 tmr thn last paper .
stupid 45 minutes bio paper one . LOLs
yerps .


so . now rotting at home .
wanna go out buddn mah dearest gerlfren cnt go out .
blahrs

but ii m kinda lazy too .
l0l s

but i duno abt later .
not that its gonna make so much difference but . yeps

*yawns*

wondering whn is his last paper .
yerps .
if tmr . whee , cn see . LOL.
ohkaee . ii m crapping . yerps .















so . yahr . might go online again later if ii m gonna STILL be at hm . hehh






so . yerps . BYE *rotting OFF*




go out anyone?
lolls

whoo !
exams are OVER
#hooRAY ! ;

ohk lahr . confession
iistill got a 45 minutes BIOLOGY paper one on thursdae
-,-
bloody 45 MINUTES !
hu cares ??
still gonna celebrate . hahh s .

whoo !!

anw .
mah parents confirm kanna call fer PTM lahhr
if fail fer more than 3 subs
wahh ,.
no hope liao lle .
3e3 . gonna be the last in class . blahrs .
at least bottom 10 . ii can BET siaa ;

TUH THE CORE
*finger point UP;up *

a maths lotsa people sae ohk .
well . it WAS ok. but no matter how ok it was , confirm si liao lahhr .
hehh s.

so . yerps .

thats all fer tuhdae i guess

hasta luego yall .









walkintheRAIN
cn imagine??

dunno y . but ii decided tuh post AGAIN . cos mah previous post was like . 2 words ? hahah s . yerps . so . is life that sucky ? haha s . hope nort siaa .

hmms .

really dun like people hu like tuh act good by acting innocent nn like "OoOo . better lets jes shut up ." blahblah .
DONT infer


yerps . not that u will ohr anth .
blahr s



ohk . fine .


hmm s .
shd think about the positive things now .
abt tmr .
next week .
next month .
next next and more next


blehhs



ohkaee



3 more paper s n ii m gonna be OHKAEE
(note : ii AM)
whee !!
chem - thats tmr
amaths - the dae after tmr
and
BIO - on thursdae . jes fer fuckin 45 minutes

nn .



ii hope things jes get better
whee !!


thinking of the ways tuh celebrate our thee-END-of-MISERY !! hehh s



anw . who wanna watch movie huhh next week ?
hahh s .

blahsr



ohrite .

gonna use this time tuh revise one LAST time
hehhs

niid ALL the luck fer AMATHS !! (x






*ugrrhh *

chemistry - DOOMED

still up now
dun wanna be like ytd tho
4 am jes tuhstudy
but i hope wat comes out of it ll be good . ohr at least satisfactory .

ii ve been thinking lately
not that i never did
but . things arnd me are jes getting more complicated.

recall !

mah life - SUCKIER as time goes by
- FARKED uPPER too
- ALL MESSED UP


call me emo
call me watever u wan
but iim not the onli one hu din realise it . yerps . thats fer sure





m i tuh be blamed?
are they tuh be blamed
NOno !
this is not a pinpoint kinda thing .


but thats the truth now .
things are getting lamer . and complicated
its like a
drama\
telenovela
soap operas


ohkaee. the story begins .

the RING
theBADGE
the WEE . . . . . . .

blahblahblah

n the problems

hais]

i miss the 4 of us together.
realli

even tho mah souls with u guys
iill find mah mind trying to find its way out
the echoes ringing in mah ear
" how did it happn ? any solutions?"
all unanswered
jes hanging thr

ii wonder

when ll the mystery unfold itself ?
this is reality .
there wun be any prince riding on the horse tuh save the princess
there wun be a knight in shining armour
its jes us .

by fate ?
by luck ?
by ourselves ?


i carn wait tuh find the ans.


but wat ii m confirm of is .

i miss three of u alot . i swear (x)








for the moment . forget abt boys . forget abt all these dramas .
jes . save it fer ur mama later .
now . exams . concentrate .

You are an Advocating Dreamer.



Your combination of abstract thinking, appreciation of beauty, and cautiousness makes you a DREAMER.
You often imagine how things could be better, and you have very specific visions of this different future.
Beauty and style are important to you, and you have a discerning eye when it comes to how things look.
Although you often think more broadly, you prefer comfort to adventure, choosing to stay within the boundaries of your current situation.
Your preferences for artistic works are very refined, although you vastly prefer some types and styles to others.
Though your dreams are quite vivid, you are cautious in following up on them.
You are aware of both your positive and negative qualities, so that your ego doesn't get in your way.
A sense of vulnerability sometimes holds you back, stifling your creative tendencies.
You're not afraid to let your emotions guide you, and you're generally considerate of others' feelings as well.








Confidence;12
Openness;18
Extroversion;36
Empathy;60
Trust in others;24
Agency;38
Masculinity;50
Femininity;74
Spontaneity;58
Attention to style;86
Authoritarianism;34
Earthy/Imaginative; 18 - imaginative
Aesthetic/Functional; 48 - functional

slept at 4 ytd morning .
but woke up at 10 . wahh ., early like shit ahr
haha s
woke up in a bad mood .
cos ii think not enuf sleep.
hahhs


thn . watchd teebee thn went out tuh meet chandini tuh study,
err. mus i elaborate abt the before part ? no niid i guess . haha


went tuh bukit panjang plaza with chandini . wasnt planned.
onli planning tuh go wm thr . skali packed . so . sori ehh diyana .
ii wan ajak u . scared ur tuition clash . thn ii die . hehhs

watever me .
thn . until 6 ? thn go hm .

jes hearts chandini . haha
oi M**** ! hehh s

thn . reach home . n . eat . n . watch tv ? yerps .
thn went out again
now jes reach home




wahh . mah sms over limit siaa .
last month exceed like double . thn skali this month triple . nonono .
surely ii DIE . haha

so .



but i dun care if ii m sms ing thr RIGHT person .
yerps

so . blahblah





ii want the 3250 . hehh , oh at least mah k750i ,. hehh .

whee !




wat the hell ii talking . loll . yerps . so . yerps











yerps .













dunno wat tuh sae i guess .
haha s




aida ; miss u . hahas. fer fun rite dde .
chandini ; muacks . again fer fun. haha








tas ; b00 ! hehhs. lalalala

fazee ; WIDEeyed . lalala




hmms





k .










because of HER . i got tuh hate HIM .



ii m sori if ii ve made u feel bad . but ii ll only love mahself fer now . cos no one else cares abt me now

woke up kinda early this morning even tho no paper fer tuhdae.
which ish MOTHER TONGUE . seriously . mt sucks . so . ii dunno. hah
went tuh sku wif chan . thn went home. changd . nn went tuh library .
studied kinda ohk with aida // diyana // hazlin . they realli are INTO the task . haha
thn after that . they went home n ii moved tuh tas nn chan nn fazee .
thn fazee changd place.
thn somehow after long minutes . tas moved thr too.
was talking wif chandini whn two clowns // gays =p by the names of HELMI and YISHU walkd past. wahh . as if dunno fer wat ahr . haha s
loll .ii m NASTY . hehhs

thn somehow . chan went nn ii studied all by mahself thr . got an sms asking me tuh go thr . so i went .
helmi // yishu // fazee // chan // tas were thr . so . RIGHT.
thn liyan came . helmi went up back.
thn blahblah
oh yahr.
a fucker go shout tuh ask tuh shut up. what? he think he cute issit ?
PJ oni cibai . haha
thn yishu angry siaa . wah . scared . haha
thn blahblah
laugh laugh
went out of the library with the WHOLE GANG
haha s
went tuh IMM tuh eat . chan n tas went off. so . left us
WALKED HOME . past by css nn yps thr . yerps. thn . 11 thn reach home
thanks U all fer temanning us . so kind. loll

yerps

but actualli
overall


the dae was















FUN ; SHITTY ; FUCKD UP










dun bother tuh ask








ii miss u . even tho we jes met jes now
HONESTLY

name 20 ppl hu u can tink of ryt now at the top of ur head. dont read the questions underneath until u ryt the names of all 20 ppl. okay tag at least 5 pplready? start!

# 1 ;chandini
# 2 ; aida
# 3 ; diyana
# 4 ; tasvita
# 5 ; fazeelah
# 6 ; dianne
# 7 ; hazlin
# 8 ; alyssa
# 9 ; aishah
# 10 ; helmi
# 11 ; yishu
# 12 ; arif
# 13 ; siva
# 14 ; augustine
#15 ; benjamin
# 16 ; zhi hao
# 17 ; joel
# 18 ; naiimah
# 19 ; nicholas
# 20 ; liyana yeo

now for the qns.

1 how did u meet 14?
in sku .

2. what would u do if u nvr meet 1?
ii ll be a lonely SHIT ! hahh

3. what would u do if 20 n 9 dated?
ohhr. lesbians ? hahh s, it takes two hands tuh clap . LOL.

4. did u ever lyk 19?
ii dunno ?? haha s. yesh lahhr. as a 2e2 fren (x

5. wld 6 n 17 make a gd couple?
nahhs. take ur paws off mister. she s not available. HAHA

6. describe 3
CRAZY ! loudHAILER ! nn she s mah DAUGHTER !

7. do u tink 8 is attractive?
yes i guess. she s mah fren after all . haha
]
8. tell me sth bout 7
she s SIAO SIAO dde. a BLURPBLURP pisces-rians ! hehhs

9. do u noe any 12's family?
no idea ! hahh s

10. wads 8 favourite?
SOCKII ! hahs

11. wad wld u do if 8 confess he lyks u?
ii love HER too !

12. wad language does 15 speaks?
eng n chinese

14. hu is 9 going out wif?
ii dunno which one. hahh

15. when the last time u tok to 13?
din exactly talk. jes joke arnd as a grp

16. wads 2 favourite bad/singer?
ii dunno . but we got A LHORT of singers nn songs in common

17. wld u ever date 4?
iif ii m guy who loves crap . OF COS !

18. wld u ever date 7?
how ii wish . but she s taken. b00 ! haha

19. is 15 single?
hahah . yerps

20. wad is 10 last name?
he malay dde . na li you last name . hahhs

21. wld u evr be in serious relationship wif 11?
gosh ! yishu ? . . . . . . . . no comments. loll

22.wad skul does 3 goes to?
bbss

23. whre does 6 lives?
hougang

24. wad is ur favourite thing bout 5?
ii miss the OLD (x her veri veri veri much <3

jes gort back from the library jes now
wahh!! carn believe ii ve gone thru the whole bloody day !
first in aisyah s life
3 major exams in one dae
blahr !

Emaths . Biology . Chinese .
shiiet ! yerpps

emaths nn bio dun care lahhr. confirm fail oso. same goes tuh chinese

was like sleepy fer bio paper. hais. ii m dead ! NONO. ii m dead. ii m a VAMPIRE !!

hha s

speaking of vampire . did u guys watch queen of the damned yesterdae ?
ohgosh. that story ish WOW !!
slept after midnight jes for it . nn becos of that . i dinnot study fer bio !
shiiet
haha s

LESTAT is MYSTERIOUSLY hot nn SEXY !
haha s
hearts it. haha s
n i jes got tuh noe its actually rated R for its Vampirerrr Violence.
haha s
lame seh rating.
hahas
ii love their flying. like. not flying. i mean . they like diffeused into the air somesort like that. haha
thn theyw ae the teeth nn the blood all over their mouth
WOW
heii . cn ii be a vampire fer at least once? haha ss
so cool ! haha s
and ii dunno how lestat suck oso . like. until the boobs thr still sucking . haha
whee ! ii hearts

ohkaee. ii m obsessd with the movie . hmmms
haha s

lestat.lestat.lestat.lestat.lestat.stuarttownsend.

anw. the dae .
the chinese . siall lahr. cheatedd kinda a lort. as usual . aida oso hohr,. so dun sae ii baddy. haha s.
until sms mah fren the ans/ haha s.
wahh . ii suck . yerps. ii suck BLOOD ! haha s. wahh .
VAMPIRE-dd . haha s

k lahr. tmr no PAPER
haha s
k lahhr. wanna . dunno wat tuh do. haha









COME OUT COME OUT. WHEREVER YOU ARE - lestat the VAMPIRE [ he s mine ] . haha s. ashvini . take that ! hahahhs